My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader
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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately
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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can
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i think “You get [enormous sum of money] for [exceedingly trivial requirement] Can you do it???” “I don’t knowwww” is endlessly funny as a joke format. u can do that shit forever
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Sika deer (Cervus nippon)
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if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
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ugh… my head…
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well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.
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USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND
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